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#1 Athena

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 12:30 AM

What men say but really mean ...

* "I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
* "That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
* "Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
* "It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
* "Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
* "It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
* "I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
* "We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
* "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
* "That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"
* "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."
* "It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."
* "You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
* "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
* "I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."
* "What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"
* "She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."
* "I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
* "You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."
* "I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
* "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."
* "We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."
* "I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."

Submitted by Bill, Ardmore, Pa.